can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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