You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
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I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
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Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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