That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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