You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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