All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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