How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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