I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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