drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
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How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
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Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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