why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My balls are so social today.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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