Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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