im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
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The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
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I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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