What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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