I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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