Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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