no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
