Your mouth is God's brothel.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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