I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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