Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
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Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
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Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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