he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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