I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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