It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Randomize
