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So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?

(303): View more from Colorado

No its what 21 year olds are made for

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(925): View more from California

Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?

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(336): View more from North Carolina

after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.

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(773): View more from Illinois

Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???

(773): View more from Illinois

Found 2 Coors, problem solved.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...

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(478): View more from Georgia

You cant use biscuit as a chaser

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"

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