Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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