I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
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Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
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i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
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