carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i love accidental penises.
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There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
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I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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