I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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