How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
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