I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
He uses pillows to masturbate.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
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So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
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i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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