I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
It's official drugs can't kill me
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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