Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
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