She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
the room spins SO much faster in panama
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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