But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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