Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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