I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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