Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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