Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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