I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
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allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
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I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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