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  Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that

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• (323): View more from California

  don't go home with that guy from jersey

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  i know, not worth the blood test

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.

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• (408): View more from California

  booty call

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  i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong

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• (212): View more from New York

  When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer

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• (857): View more from Massachusetts

  i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now

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• (909): View more from California

  I got laid two nights in a row

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  And none for Gretchen Wieners...

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