IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
19 Parents Had Epic Reactions When Catching Their Kids Being “Bad”
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
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I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
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