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• (936): View more from Texas

  I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.

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• (914): View more from New York

  I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad

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• (805): View more from California

  I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate

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