did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
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How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
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Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."