she was so not down for the gang bang
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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