How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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