i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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