I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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