i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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