Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
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And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
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I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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