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So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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