I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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