just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
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Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
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I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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