youre lurking in front of me
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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