just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Randomize
