The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Watching her eat just hurts me
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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