The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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