No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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