So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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