he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Randomize
