It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
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She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
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I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
My bed smells like the plague
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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