Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
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There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
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Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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