it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
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we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
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Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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